Wow! I’m a party animal!!!!!

Sometimes when I’m in a group of people, I like to sit with my laptop and look up words in the online Merriam Webster dictionary. They’ll be sipping their mint juleps, speaking in tongues about what stocks they’re losing money on, and I push the button to make it speak out loud and say silly words.

It surprises me how many times I’ll make the computer say something goofy or something goofier before someone will notice. I mean, one night I sat at a small get-together, pressing the “enter” button about 50 times while a loud voice said something-or-other before someone said “did I just hear the computer mention a disturbance?”

It’s fun! Look up the weirdest words you can think of, and have someone say them to you in a pleasant voice.  I’m gonna cwm.