May 2008
4 posts
Asterisk (FLOWER DANGER)
Another day. I wake up in my friend’s home, where I’m now living. I walk downstairs, trying to avoid eye contact with my dog so I won’t have to take her outside until I’m ready, and get a Wallaby Organic Yogurt (flavor: Dulce De Leche) to eat with a disposable plastic spoon (brand: Safeway). I eat it in bed, flip on the laptop (Dell), and see an ad on the top of myspace for...
Rubber Bubbly Baby Bunkers OR Come See Virtual Me...
For a short period of time today, I bummed a laptop off of my friend Chris. I thought, instead of sending a text or email, that I’d sign on to Second Life and see if my honey was playing in the alternate universe. (In case you’ve never played, it’s an online game where you create your own character and walk around doing whatever the hell you want to. We both discovered it after...
Homo Slomo Disco
Click on pic! There’s a place that has a few locations in and around Chicago called the Illinois Bone and Joint Institute. My girlfriend found it on the interweb. She pointed out that it’s a fantastic tongue twister. It’s hard to say correctly one time, much less three. Try it. You’ll at least end up saying the word “boin” a few times. Then, when it becomes...
sleeeeeeeeeeeeep... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Take ahold of my hand if you want to live… with diabeetus. I’m carless (not “careless,” he means without car) for a few days, and also without internet (sans connection). Well, except for today, because a beautiful woman with a computer came to service all of my needs. Lucky you! So I had a little time to try to entertain myself, and I did it by watching TV (man, did you...